I ripped my pants!

Yes it is true! Our spa guests receive complimentary foot soaks (men) and foot baths (women). The technicians typically provide the foot baths in the Mind, Body and Spirit for the women and my partner and I typically provide the foot soaks in the Men's Library for the men. Well, I had set one up yesterday, at one big leather recliner, but the guest decided to sit in the other big leather recliner. So, I had to move the bowl and placemat to the opposite side. Normally I would have pulled my pants legs up just a bit before squatting down to get the bowl, but NO not this time. I was in a hurry because I had other guests waiting, so I just squatted to pick up the bowl. RRRRRRiiiiiippppppp was the only sound I heard!! I prentended like nothing at all had happened. I'm not sure I even hesitated. Finished setting up the gentlemen's foot soak and returned to the desk to take care of the others that had been waiting. Finally I was able to check myself, in the mirror and was relieved that my shirttail was long enough to cover my backside. I spent the nex fours hours feeling a slight draft.